Tis The Season For WHAT?!
By: God the Surprisingly Mean
Tis the season? For fucking WHAT, people?! To dart hither and thither and in and out of stores all in a twisted effort to race each other to the aisles with the best toys or clothes so you can get credit for giving a good gift? What is wrong with you?
Lemmie tell you what this season is really for:
This season is for telling all the religiously oppressive freaks of the world to stuff that crap where the sun don't shine. That is what this season is for. And if they try to sell you on some dumb ass story of some dude from a third world country dying on some wood to supposedly save the world from the stupid shit people do be sure to direct them to the REAL story of Jesus...The Tenement Gospel. For those folks who continue to harass and berate you with absurd religious mojo, why buy the book on Amazon Kindle and send it to their little Kindle pad...HAH!!
The Tenement Gospel is a re-write of the ENTIRE New Testament. The prequel, a re-write of the ENTIRE Old Testament (a book called Old Testy Men) will be available soon...tee hee!!
If someone tries to tell you about Jesus...buy them this book.
If someone tries to sell you on some bullshit on how your soul needs to be saved...buy them this book.
If someone tries to tell you that Jesus is coming back and is really pissed...buy them this book.
If someone tries to tell you there is such a thing as sin...buy them this book.
If someone tries to tell you there is such a thing as some great grand poo-bah judgment of God...buy them this book.
Most of all...if someone tries to tell you there is only ONE WAY TO BELIEVE...buy them this book. It is the truth about Jesus and the suicidal brand of salvation that people who believe in such poppycock preach.
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