Who is afraid of the big bad God?

Are you?

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Did Jesus walk on water? Hell no! He just knew where the rocks were! Did Jesus really transfigure? Hell no! He just smoked some really, really good mow and THOUGHT he was transfiguring.

Did Jesus get crucified? Nope! He simply fled to a tourist resort near the Gulf of Mexico in order to escape the crowds that constantly harassed him. Did Jesus have twelve disciples? No. There were, however, twelve delinquents that loved to follow Jesus in hops of scoring some good mow.

Does God play games? You bet! In fact, He plays Theopoly on a daily basis.

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Have any predictions of Jesus' return EVER come true, been considered true, or have had any basis in truth whatsoever? Nope, nope, and nope.

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Is there only ONE God or are there many gods? There are many, many...hell, there are a b-zillion gods! In fact, you can read what they think and have to say on various issues in this book:

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