If One Element is a Lie or Myth...ALL of it is a Lie or Myth

Looking Into Biblical Claims: III
Leviticus 

He Who has the Power to Change the Rules DOES Change the Rules at His Pleasure

Believing in God can be more than just a little hazardous to your health, it can be quite confusing. Christianity would have you believe that this mighty and powerful God inspired a book called the Holy Bible that was in fact literally, directly from God. There are some problems with this idea. The Word of God is supposed to stand FOREVER, but some of God's words in the Bible are entirely horrible in their instructional value and other words falling from the lips of the divine are divisive, prejudicial and of no value to the human being, i.e. stoning your kids when they mouth off at you.

So what happens when we take a peek into one of the more violent religious texts of all time (the Bible) and point out to those who follow such the level of ridiculousness? The answer is always the same: The 'rule' that God set forth in the Bible either no longer applies OR it is being purposely misinterpreted by Godless Jezebels.

Leviticus is one of the books in the Bible that people regularly fight over, especially when it comes to the supposed rules from God concerning homosexuality and lesbianism. Now believers need to get their shit straight...either everything in the Bible is the exact word of God and applicable, or NONE of the Bible is applicable as a law. You cannot pick and choose what is the truth when just two seconds ago you said all of God's words stand forever.

Let us proceed to a few video examples.

This is a particularly good video explaining how the religiously polluted of the universe purposely and carelessly twist around the words of the Bible. Such flippant disregard for the original meanings and intended interpretations of many verses in the Bible is in reality standard operating procedure for the Christian faith.

Listen to the information provided here and ask yourself why Bible interpreters would alter some of the meanings? Then ask yourself how Christians can so smugly proclaim their Bible as truth, the actual words of God Himself, when from the very beginning of Genesis until the last words of Revelation, half-truths, misdirection, purposeful misrepresentation, and outright lies are used by believers to aid in peddling whatever new spiritual product they have wrapped up in fear and have presented to the masses.

What better way to alienate and mistreat those whom you despise than to dig into the Bible and look for any verse that can be interpreted to mean exactly what it is you are claiming God is instructing people to do or not do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-M_j4OyatE

This is freakin' hilarious!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpgNaxIDnyY

Oh geeze. This guy's explanations along with his 'examples' are pretty damn far out there. I am most intrigued by this man's question as to whether or not certain verses should be taken out of the Bible. He uses an example out of Leviticus in regards to one man marrying his brother's wife and how if they did indeed get married God would make them barren.

This is stupid. God cannot seem to make up His goddamn mind when it comes to procreation. First, with Adam and Eve and even with Noah, God allows rampant incest to occurr in order to populate the earth. Nice. But, when does this edict from the Most High pass divine legislation? One minute God approves sleeping with your sister or daughter and the next minute He is lobbying against marrying your brother's wife?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPehOKI-1SU

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It's All a Plot of the Devil

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So, what does our cloven-hoofed pal have in mind for you?

This guy's voice is wonderfully hilarious. So, Satan has already devised a plot for my downfall? Hummm. Sounds pretty scary, OOooooooOOO!! He going to deceive me with knowledge. Really? Deceive me with knowledge? Do you realize how stupid that statement sounds? A lie is deceiving. Knowledge, provided it is indeed the truth, is not deceiving. Religion would LOVE for everyone to think of knowledge as deceiving so that way people will not go out and about looking for the truth, but instead stay with a spiritual ideology that strangles the love and enjoyment and beauty and excellence of life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCscD8CMoMc

So, the LGBT movement is a plot of Satan? That makes no sense. You are going to tell me that the same supposed evil superpower, Satan, that cooked up Hitler and World War II and the Holocaust is going to show God and God's believers what kind of evil damage Satan can do...by lobbying for gay rights? Do these religious eggheads share these crackpot theories with each other before speaking about them publicly?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYEup2LKRew

For all of the claims that many believers make as to some plot or other of Satan being exposed, all that ever seems to be exposed is the stupidity of the religious claims people make. The guy in this video seemingly goes the extra mile (hah!) by trying to make his voice sound deep and commanding as he speaks his poppycock. This asshole more or less says that people not believing in the Bible and the Apostle Paul is akin to being an ignoramus and imbalanced.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PUUwPM93kg

What the hell is all of this incoherent babbling about potters and serving masters and shamanism and sorcery? Our children are to be molded according to the scriptures? Screw that! Have you read the Bible and the things that God tells people to do? I don't want my kids being raised on that shit. So, Harry Potter is a plot of Satan to get control of children? I think you are smoking pot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db1diFtf5SQ

Oh look! It seems that Satan is into writing screenplays that contain well camoflauged spells designed to poison people and turn them away from God. I like what the lady in this video has to say.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lvoYAzjxMs

Oh dear me. Nothing but the truth? Religion wouldn't know the truth if it bit them on the fucking nose. Of course the devil cannot do you any harm...HE ISN'T REAL! Hello!! While you sing your pretty little song in which you claim you have the devil under your feet you might as well throw your Bible right down under your feet with the devil. That would save a lot of folks a lot of trouble.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Egd2bO9Qh_4

Wow. I never would have guessed that Mother Teresa herself was a plot of Satan the WHOLE time. And how did Satan plot to use this nun? Why, he made her addicted to suffering, and in the true expression of brotherly and sisterly sharing Mother Teresa then turned around and shared that suffering with her fellow human beings. Hummm, I wonder if that is part of why when I was a kid I was told that Mother Teresa would not go to be with Jesus when she died?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF55qAYmG5w

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