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The Anti-Christ

Many Christians have a death-grip on the idea that the anti-Christ is just around the corner from being fully revealed, chomping at the bit while he fantasizes murdering billions of people and putting Christians in particular to death. You know, right when you think people couldn't be any dumber you have stuff like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuwHtTOc_Yw

Nostradamus didn't predict shit. Some people rush to believe the so-called predictions that fit all pretty and snug in the make-believe world of the spiritually deluded, but no matter how hard these folks try to make it appear as though the old seer predicted anything much more complicated than what he would have for breakfast, such efforts do nothing to put anything Nostradamus said/predicted anywhere near the realm of truth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GgaCoh1o-Q

You people are fucked in the head. Prophecy will be fulfilled to the letter? Please. What really happens is something bad happens and in response religious loonies zip through whatever scriptures they have, pick out a few ominous verses, and then twist the shit out of the verses in an effort to make it look like actual prognostication took place. Retarded.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9To_oEvuVY

Hhahaaaa!!!! HHahaa!! Someone needs to warn this lady to NOT mix her liquors.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKUfT7HWzl8

No. Freaking Jesus did not give the name of the anti-Christ. NOT AT ANY TIME is there any kind of clear reference to anyone being the anti-Christ. There are no statements of, "And there shall come a time when Bob is the anti-Christ," or, "So it came to pass that Billy acknowledged himself to be the anti-Christ," or, "President Obama is the anti-Christ, Thus sayeth the Lord God of Hosts." Nope. Just a bunch of people playing word games and twisted semantics in an effort to validate one of the grandest illusions man has ever known.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDB5BFoSQLs

Does Satan know the day he is living in? Bitches, are you high? Do you or do you not read your own Bible? You DO realize that according to your own myths that Satan is a supernatural being, right? That right there ought to answer a lot of questions for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3bnnDGG6Qg

This will scare me? No...at least not in the way the religious nuts who made this video want it to. What truly IS scary is the fact people actually believe this horseshit as actual truth. Ridiculous. You have a better chance of getting closer to the truth by reading a freaking fortune cookie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-57CzSW-HA

This is so hilarious I had to add it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axs8uQWFdl8

Okay, if the anti-christ is supposed to be a man of great intellect and IF George W. Bush is the moron people claim he is...HOW in the hell can he be the anti-Christ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-zd14A4zJs

Isn't there always some religious whack-job out there who has been given some supposed burden by God to bring the truth of some disaster to the people of the world? God wants me to tell you this. God wants me to tell you that. Dude, whatever. Don't quit your day job.
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God Speaks to Me III: Daily News Blog

These are the messages of God as so related to me by the various personalities of the divine.

Same Crapola, Different Day 

By: God the Seriously Deluded

I am only going to say this of the warring Muslim nations...if you all injected a little alcohol into your daily lives and diets you would probably have a whole hell of a lot more fun, get invited more places (that means YOU Ahmadinejad) , and be looked at more as the neighborhood party rats than the neighborhood terrorist thugs.

Hey, Connie Schultz, you don't really think that by QUITTING you will make the so-called 'target' on your back any smaller, do you? You say you want to weigh in on issues that mean a lot to you. Well, quitting is NOT a good start. Get some goddamn balls, honey. You say you are not defined by your husband, the senator. You are correct! You are defined by the fact you are a LOSER because you were worried what people thought of you, and a QUITTER since you ran away from your job. Nice. Do all Americans a favor and NEVER run for office.

The loser 'hikers' that were released by Iran are home. Damn. How could people with such poor instincts get as far as they have in life? And what kind of dip-turds let them back home? Idiots who go hiking in freakin' IRAN of all places ought to be put to sleep. Stop giving these assholes news coverage. Next thing you know there will be a group of swap meet gypsies arrested in Somalia while on a whitewater rafting trip.

If I see one more JG Wentworth commercial with the stupid opera singing I am going to scream. Crappy advertising like that only makes crappy television programming worse.

You remember the story of the boy who cried wolf? That is what is going to happen with the government shut-down. They keep saying it is going to happen, but it never does. Eventually it will...and no one will give a shit. Not that they give a shit now.

So, gold prices are plunging? Hah! I wonder what they are going to do with all the commercials that advise people to invest in gold since it never goes down in price. Say, Pat Boone, didn't you endorse a commercial like that?

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So, Mr. Obungle addresses the Black Caucus and tries to sound deep and introspective by telling people to stop complaining and do something...or some shit like that. Like he is some great doer himself. Sure, if you count screwing up everything he touches as 'doing' anything. Whatever, Mr. Obungle. Wayyyy too little, wayyyy too late. I speak for all of those of a divine heritage when I say we hope to hell you will NOT be elected again.

What is this new energy-type scandal with a company that received MILLIONS upon millions in loans and then filed for bankruptcy? No one knew what was happening or saw this coming? What kind of horseshit is that? And did you see all of the company representatives plead the Fifth? People like that can't tell the truth to save themselves or anyone else. Didn't Mr. Obungle's people push the loan for this company? Yep. THAT says a whole lot right there.

Mr. Obungle says he is a warrior for the middle class. Nope. He isn't. He is a warrior for a group of ass-clowns, maybe, but for the middle class? No. The middle class works hard. The ONLY thing Mr. Obungle works hard at is making a big mess even bigger.

 

God Speaks to Me I: Daily News Blog

This blog is written word for word as per the instructions of God the Irritated, who speaks through me...much like the way that God Almighty speaks through Pat Robertson. See, Pat, you are not the only one who can communicate with the make-believe.

Stupid, Stupid, Stupid

By: God the Irritated

While I normally do not like to involve myself in the absurd and nonsense filled activities of humans, I have decided to make an exception today. I watched several television news channels today and am appalled at the stupidity of some of the human beings that inhabit the planet and equally appalled at what is considered viable news.

Why don't we start with a commercial I saw while watching one of these news channels. So, this commercial comes on and is encouraging people worldwide to sign some kind of petition to show support for Israel, show support for peace in the Middle East, and to show how much people are against other nations in the Middle East waging war on Israel. Seriously. This grand petition is supposed to be circulated around the word not only to regular joes, but to political leaders everywhere.

Now, as you know there has been unrest in the Middle East since God knows when. Some people just can't seem to be happy unless they are pestering or bickering with someone else...and usually over religion in some form. Stupid. So stupid. What is even dumber is the idea that some grand petition will change the minds of people who are dead set on destroying others. Do you really think those who desire to wage war are going to give two shits and a monkey's ass about some petition? Nope, they don't. Even if you managed to get a billion signatures they wouldn't care. 

The next news bit to discuss has to do with the idiot 'hikers' who still have not been released by Iran. First things first, who the hell goes to Iran for a hiking trip? Have they heard of Yosemite, Yellowstone, the Grand Canyon, the Matterhorn, Mount Everest, Mount McKinley, and an array of other places to hike? Secondly, who picks one of the most dangerous places in the world to go on a little backpacking trip? Lastly, our precious little backpackers don't look very much like backpacking hikers, do they? I thought the CIA was better at disguising themselves and blending in. I guess I was wrong. 

Now we discuss this Don't Ask, Don't Tell military policy taking a hike (Hah! Good pun considering what we were just discussing in the previous paragraph.). Myself and all the other gods in the universe don't give the tiniest damn what your sexual orientation is, got that? Stop making such a big fuss over guys who like the pole and girls who like the carpet.

Moving on, I am sure many people have heard of this 'killer' Killer Whale that has killed a third person. Some advice, stay out of his goddamn water and he'll probably leave you alone.

Next, we have some seismologists on trial for not issuing an adequate warning for an earthquake. How is that for amazingly stupid? The closest you can get to predicting an earthquake is, "Yep, you live by a fault line. Sooner or later the ground is gonna shake." Why don't Americans who are dissatisfied with the presidency of Mr. Obungle sue the democrats for offering and selling damaged and ineffective political goods?

Now we go on to the group of students who painted themselves black and wore the colors of the Jamaican flag in support of Jamaican track stars, or something like that. Oh, and they were chanting something like, "Smoke more pot! Smoke more pot! Smoke more pot!" And of course someone got their feelings hurt. Isn't it always like that? Someone takes a prank or a joke or something done in fun and purposely interprets it as racist in origin and racially discriminating in purpose. Awww. Did someone's few-lings get hurt? Poor wittle baby. No one was throwing bricks through windows, yelling racial slurs, beating up minorities, inciting a race riot, or trying to make a political statement. This is not a racial issue. Grow a fuc*ing backbone, people. There ARE real racial issues out there and this IS NOT one of them. This is a bunch of kids goofing off and having fun. Who fuc*ing cares? Are you going to stand there and point at everything that could be twisted into an issue of race, make it an issue of race, and cry that your feelings were hurt or that you were offended? Tell me, how many white people make a racial issue when minorities dress up as Santa Clause at Christmas?

Moving on to the news that some $1 billion dollars plus worth of San Francisco/Bay Area bridge work has been out sourced to China...well...what can you say? So much for some companies trying to help America resolve the growing unemployment rate. How many Americans or American companies could have been paid with all that money? Let China take care of its own jobs and its own money issues. Keep all that money and work in the United States where it is definitely needed.

Last, but certainly not least, let me say something about Mr. Obungle's proposed tax hikes of $3 trillion or so to the rich folk. It is supposed to take place over a period of ten years. That is not going to do crap to ease the debt of the U.S. That is $300 billion a year for ten years, but with rampant spending and ballooning debt, $300 billion a year is peanuts. When you have a country that regularly racks up TRILLIONS of dollars of debt every year, well, $300 billion a year won't do shit. Then, ten years from now the U.S. will be in even more debt than it is now. Not to mention, the proposed tax hikes mean absolutely DICK when the tax breaks offered counter the tax hikes. Hah! You never even left square one.

Most Sincerely,

God the Irritated

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