This is the information as relayed to me by the various personalities of God.
Go to this website for some delicious common sense:
https://sites.google.com/site/wiseonecartooncreations/survival-kit-for-the-religiously-afflicted
Survival Kit for the Religiously Afflicted
By: God the Manic
Dude, I totally saw this on the Internet and I just HAD to make sure you humans saw this! It is some hilarious stuff! Not only that, but it happens to hold within it a hell of a lot of truth.
https://sites.google.com/site/wiseonecartooncreations/survival-kit-for-the-religiously-afflicted
