The Twenty-Fifth Book of The Tenement Gospel (the REAL Holy Bible New Testament)

The Tenement Gospel 

(the REAL version of the original translation of the Holy Bible New Testament)

The Book of III J-Dog

(the twenty-fifth book of The Tenement Gospel)

Chapter 1

    1 My brothas, I be writin’ youz concernin’ the wealth of the Tenement Gospel.
    2 May ya’ll be loved, and blessed, and showered with prosperity, foh-shizzle.
    3 And I be plenty happy that so many muthas and brothas be turnin’ to the Tenement Gospel.
    4 An’ don’t it just fill a brothas heart to know that so many people be seekin’ out the truth within they own hearts and minds and souls.
    5 I be biddin’ you to be strong in the love you be findin’ in yourselfs that be of the Tenement Gospel,
    6 And may ya’ll be treatin’ yourselfs and each other with expressions worthy of the love that be in you, and of you, and by you, and for you.
    7 For those preachin’ the Tenement Gospel don’t be pickin’ and choosin’ who be receivin’ the salvations of their understandin’ of God.
    8 And since this be so, it be our responsibility to be makin’ known to the world that we all be fellow muthas and brothas in love and truth.
    9 And while ya’ll be teachin’ the Tenement Gospel remember that they mo’ fos who be plantin’ bad seeds of the Gospel of Disaster will be sayin’ crazy shit about you, tryin’ to be paintin’ you in a bad light so that people be turnin’ from the truth you carry.
    10 But do not let this be bringin’ you down, ‘aight?
    11 And don’t be sayin’ crazy crap like they be doin’, tryin’ to scare brothas into they faith because that don’t be no real testimony, ‘cause real testimony ain’t never born of fear.
    12 In each and every one of us God, all that is God, all that be God has placed a remarkable an’ powerful truth. This be where the real testimony is, mutha.
    13 I be hopin’ for ya’ll many excellent things,
    14 And may all things that be great, grand, and glorious be findin’ they way to you. Be livin’ to love, and lovin’ to live. Peace, out!

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The Eighteenth Book of The Tenement Gospel (the REAL Holy Bible)

 The Tenement Gospel

(the REAL version of the original translation of the Holy Bible)

The Book of Lemons
(the eighteenth book of The Tenement Gospel)

Chapter 1

    1 Ya’ll who be prisoners of the Gospel of Disaster, ya’ll who be findin’ peace in the destruction of others,
    2 And to all the po’ mo’ fos who be wishin’ they never put theyselves into the grips of the Gospel of Disaster,
    3 Grace be to ya’ll, an’ so be peace unto you as well.
    4 I be thankin’ God every time I be prayin’ that I be recognizin’ the Tenement Gospel and not be drownin’ in the sea of hate that be created by the Gospel of Disaster.
    5 For I be hearin’ the preachin’ of the Gospel of Disaster talkin’ about the love of God and the salvation of they version of Jesus bein’ for everyone,
    6 But then I be hearin’ them be sayin’ that none of these things will be unless the person that be hearin’ this mumbo jumbo be droppin’ everything else, and only be taking the Gospel of Disaster as truth.
    7 And these muthas not be payin’ any mind that this ain’t no way to be behavin’. True fellowship ain’t be bein’ born out of separation and dividin’ lines,
    8 True fellowship ain’t be born of the ridiculous idea that there only be one way to be thinkin’ and believin’ in God and in truth.
    9 I be here beggin’ you to be comin’ around to your senses, ‘aight?
    10 I be here tryin’ to tell you that your faith be useless an’ harmful if it be somethin’ begotten in any kind of bondage.
    11 And the Gospel of Disaster be begotten in bondage of thought and be begotten in bondage of soul and be begotten in bondage of spirit and be begotten in bondage of mind.
    12 So, ya’ll best be doin’ yo’selves a big ass favor and be droppin’ that horse puckey, ‘aight?
    13 Because, an’ speakin’ frankly, my brothas, that shit be useless to you.
    14 Of course, without ya’ll payin’ no mind ain’t shit can be done about the shit you be in, aight?
    15 So, ya’ll voluntary be payin’ attention and be helpin’ to sort this shit out, you dig?
    16 Ya’ll don’t be needin’ to be no slaves to some crazy ass shit that be tellin’ you to be separatin’ yourselves from other brothas any way that you can be doin’ crazy shit like dat, ‘aight?
    17 Because, ya’ll know what, my brothas? Whether you be likin’ it or not, everybody be bein’ your brothas, you dig?
    18 And if you brothas be wrongin’ each otha’, then ya’lls need to be fixin’ that shit and not findin’ ways to be fuckin’ things up even more, you dig?
    19 Now you best be knowin’ that I be writin’ this shit my own self, ‘aight? And do you be knowin’ why I be doin’ that, brothas? I be doin’ it because I be givin’ a good goddamn about what be happnin’, ‘aight?
    20 Das right, my brothas, I be carin’ about you, and what be happnin’ to youz whether or not you be believin’ in the Tenement Gospel, ‘aight? And that be because das how real brothas be rollin’, you dig?
    21 Now I be confident that one a these days ya’ll goin’ get this shit right, Lord I knows it.
    22 And Lord also be knowin’ that I be preparin’ for the shit you goin’ be startin’ before ya’ll be gettin’ the truth.
    23 And all of my fellow brothas that used to be ya’lls fellow prisoners of the Gospel of Disaster be prayin’ for yo asses, you dig?
    24 And you may not be thinkin’ so accordin’ to yo lame ass Gospel of Disaster, but we all be workin’ for the good of all fellow brothas and sistas, you dig?
    25 The grace of everythin’ that be God, and everythin’ that be truth, and everythin’ that be love be with all you homeys out there, ‘aight? Peace out!

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Fantasy in the Bible: Exodus

The book of Exodus in the Holy Bible chronicles the suffering of the Children of Israel at the hands of Pharaoh, who eventually did let the Children of Israel go. Of course, maybe the Pharaoh would have let the Children of Israel go a whole hell of a lot sooner if God had not hardened his (Pharaoh's) heart so many dag-gone times: Exodus 4:21; Exodus 7:14, 22; Exodus 8:15, 19, 32; Exodus 9:7, 12, 34; Exodus 10:1, 20, 27; Exodus 11:10. That is a lot, isn't it? So, did God really want to let His people go or did He just want to dish out some divine justice onto Pharaoh...again and again and again by purposely making Pharaoh's heart hard? If you need a copy of the book of Exodus: http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus+1&version=NIV  and: http://www.fordham.edu/halsall/ancient/exodus-rsv.asp  and: http://www.readbookonline.net/read/989/11148/

And of course there are all the plagues brought upon the Egyptians by God, to include the worst plague of killing all the firstborn in the land of Egypt: Exodus 12:29.

It is the ultimate story of deliverance...or is it? There is interesting historical evidence that definitively points to the solid mythology of the Exodus story and lends absolutely ZERO TRUTH to the story of Moses leading the Children of Israel out from the bondage of the Egyptians. Please go to these links: http://skeptoid.com/episodes/4191  and: http://www.jesusneverexisted.com/egypt.htm  and: http://www.jweekly.com/article/full/41055/egypt-unveils-more-proof-that-jews-did-not-build-pyramids/  and: http://www.skeptically.org/oldtestament/id5.html

There is no truth in the story of Exodus. Just like its predecessor, Genesis, Exodus is a fairytale.

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